- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

No soup for you!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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