- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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