Yo mama so fat.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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an athiest walks into a church

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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who else is on here?

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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