so the weather's nice...

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Penis.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Anti Joke

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