why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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