Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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