- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't february march Because april may

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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