- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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