- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A van drives into a car.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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