Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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