- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

YO FACE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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