- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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