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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What is cowboy say

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

- Helen Keller

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

I drive a 'rarri

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

lets bomb africa

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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