What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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knock knock!? . . No.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Sex

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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