What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Ben Affleck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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