whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's funnier than 24? 25

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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