- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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