- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

men's rights activists

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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