What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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