how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do I hate? people

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Anti Joke

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