- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

homosexual rights to marriage

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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