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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A pope meets another one

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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