What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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