- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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