When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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