- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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