What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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