What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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