- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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