- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A drunk guy walks into a car

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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