- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Rush Limbaugh

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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