- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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