Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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