- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Fat people

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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