why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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learn. advance!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Anti Joke

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