- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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