- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Knock knock. Its open.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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