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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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