- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris Bosh's neck

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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