- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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