Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A man penetrates another man.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Justin Bieber

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Jersey Shore.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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