A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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pauls tuck

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Anti Joke

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