yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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