Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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don't just stand there

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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