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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Neither have I

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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