- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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