- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

^ That's not even funny ^

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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