Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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