- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

arena football

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A dyslexic blind man

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A man died.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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