Anti-jokes are funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Buzi vagy!

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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