- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Your mom.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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