- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Matthew Wyckoff

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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