- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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