What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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a man makes a bad joke

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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