Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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