What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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