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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

if got a joke if fogot it

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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