How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Katy Perry

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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