a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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