You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

12/23/2012

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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