What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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