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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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