sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

The child was fired from his job.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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