What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

girls basketball

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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