What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the new green? Green

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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