- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Tim likes girls

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

silver bullet?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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