69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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