Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

I have read the terms and conditions

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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