- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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