- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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