- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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