there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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can you touch your toes? no

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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