- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

what came first the chicken or the chips

This is a random Anti joke.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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