- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

N-E Pats never cheated

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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