How will the world end? That information is unknown

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I named my son ps2 controller

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Gretta has five legs? -no

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops