- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? hope

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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