- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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