- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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