There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

learn. advance!

Chuck Norris.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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