- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

noah is a scrub jungle

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

your mum

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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