- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

whats chinese noodles

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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