I read the terms of service.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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