yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Immigration Laws

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Anti Joke

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