- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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