- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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