What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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