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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Women can vote? wtf

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Penis.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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