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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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