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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

black chicken. kfc

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

q ggggggggggggggggg

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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