- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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