- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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