whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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