- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

You are joking right?

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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