There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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