- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Yo Momma is not fat.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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