- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

you will like this because i am black.

Feminism

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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